I’m looking forward to remaining a cheap bitch when I’m a millionaire because I’m scared of getting robbed so ima act broke forever and leak articles about me going bankrupt while sitting on $100 million dollars so people won’t ask me for shit 😭
Ima still drive a Toyota and tell people my Benz is a rental.
Ima still water down my dish soap.
Ima still only shop for clothes that’s on clearance or on sale.
Imma still look at prices on menus and go
Y’all remember that Chris Rock scene on I’m Gonna Git You Sucka where he wanted only one rib and a sip of soda, meanwhile he had a stack of money on him?
That’s gonna be me.
Only old folks and movie connoisseur will remember this 😭
THATS MY FAVORITE SCENE 😭😭😭
Isaac Hayes was like “if you don’t gtfo my establishment!” 😭